You always look so put together, [%username].
Your hair and clothes...what fashion sense you have!
Your look suits you so well, [%username], that I can only offer my humble enhancements and hope they fit your style.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.