[%username], I was hoping you'd come by. Check out this latest shipment of armor! It's totally bright!
Would you like to try it on?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Hello.
The latest shipment of armor is fabulous. But you'll need more experience in the Abyss before you can purchase it.