Bah, this place is too small, even for a small man like me! Give me the Abyss! Give me Gelkmaros!
But noooooo, they said I'd be better suited here. Called it a "promotion." Promotion, my eye!
Oh, what the hell.... Do you want anything?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Hey hey HEY! What in the Abyss do you think you're trying to pull?
I can't do anything for you, you sunblighted idiot! Go talk to [%dic:STR_DIC_N_Petarca] if you want to join The Circle!