I provide a warehouse here far from hearth and home as a service to Daevas like you.
But don't think I did this willingly. I stole some bread. This is my "public service."
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.