If you're a gunslinger, you've come to the right place for skill manuals, but make it snappy. I'm a busy woman, and I don't have time for browsers.

If you're not a gunslinger, I don't have anything for you, so why are you here?

Well? Don't stand there gaping.

"Right. Off I go."

May you never find a pistol in your back.

"I hope not."