Nice to meet you, [%username].

Frankly, I can't believe Centurion Laius.

He gives an order, then reverses himself, then blames others for the error. It's really starting to affect morale. That's why we lost the fortre...er, I mean...nice day?

Erm...say, can you keep that last part to yourself? I meant nothing by it.

"You can trust me."