Have you seen a messenger? You'd think they'd come through me, but--

Well, enough about my new shirt that HASN'T ARRIVED.

Where can I send you?

Teleport

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."