I am so bored.

I hate Guard duty. It's so boring. If I was guarding a fortress or...you know, someplace people were actually likely to attack...it could be exciting.

But imagine standing guard over a craft studio. Why? What am I meant to be guarding against? Woodworm? Ravenous moths?

Bored, bored, bored...bored out of my mind...

"You're boring me."