Azphelumbra, [%username]!
It's nice to see a familiar face in a hostile place like this.
Allow me to mend your soul so that you may continue your conquest in the name of Asmodae.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.