Daeva, Daeva, Daeva. Clutter is so unbecoming of you.
If you've got an item you haven't used for a year you probably won't use it in a month. Why not sell it to me? You get some profit, I'll find someone who needs it.
Win, win, win!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.