Welcome back to Palentine's, [%username].
What've you been up to since we last saw you?
Well, enjoy browsing through Palentine's latest handmade pieces. Come and see me if you need any help!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.