Oh look, it's the mighty [%username]. So brave and bold. The Elyos are quaking in their boots. What, sarcasm? Me? No!
Sorry.... I just.... They've got you delivering messages and checking crystals, haven't they? Don't you think it's a bit odd? I get the feeling there's more to this....
Idle speculation, of course.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Hey everyone, look at this. This [%username] thinks I can help them. Because I can help everyone with all their problems, right? Obviously.
Look, I can't do a thing for you except berate you. Are you here for a good beration? No? I didn't think so.
Really the one you need to speak with is [%dic:STR_DIC_N_Rostrum] over in Beluslan. If you've got questions about the Field Wardens, he's got answers.