Elegant clothing does little for a distasteful body. And what a curse, to live forever, perfect...in an imperfect form!
Want to know a secret? Through my sorcery, you don't have to.
Get a Plastic Surgery Ticket from my business partner. Your ticket to eternal flawlessness, [%username]!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.