Oh stop it, [%username]! You're such a tease! I know I look fabulous!
Wait... You didn't say that? Well, no matter, it's the truth! Please take a look at some of Rillard's personal favorites. Guaranteed to make any Daeva look fabulous!
Go ahead, take your pick!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.