Welcome to the Dionysia Tavern! Pardon me while I finish counting these. In a busy tavern like this you have to keep track of everything or you could run out!
Now what can I get you? How about a refreshing glass of Lisheri Juice?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.