Azphelumbra, Daeva. How goes the war? Well, I hope--but not too well.
What I mean is, if things are going too well then you wouldn't need a new weapon, would you? Of course not. But since you're here, you need an extra edge, am I right?
Just look at that old [%mainslotitem]--I'm sure I can find you something better.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.