Ummm, excuse me, are you sure you're supposed to be here?
This is Gabrez's Fine Boutique--it's not a place for ruffians. You saw our sign out front, right?
Buy something if you want, just don't hang around in those clothes. We have a reputation!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.