Azphelumbra! You look like a Daeva who knows what they want, [%username].
Well, let me tell you straight, I've got items you don't normally see.
Take your time and look around. I'm here if you need me!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.