What brings you all the way up here?
Well, I'm glad to meet you regardless, [%username].
You've a reputation for excellence. Has a mission brought you this way?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
I'm sorry, but I can't help you at this time. Maybe later...