Welcome, welcome! Do you wish to buy or sell? Either is good--profit isn't picky!
You need an expert? You're in the right place! Trust in me, akakakak!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.