May Ariel bless you.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Enough cares weigh on me already, and then you want something for nothing.
If you want something to do, go and defeat some tortured souls and collect gold coins!