Azphelumbra, [%username]!
When I look at the items in the warehouse, I can often estimate the power of each legion.
But I have to admit, most legions leave me disappointed. Asmodae needs more true conquerors!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.