People always ask me how I can provide so many and so varied materials in this barren land.
What can I say? As a competent Flux Merchant, I'm just fulfilling my duties.
Low prices, too. See anything you need?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.