Hello!

See my partner over there? Maidan?

He was in love with a girl back in Pandaemonium. Watched her for years, waiting for the right moment to tell her.

Waited too long, I guess, because the day he found out she was engaged to someone else was the day he put in for a transfer here.

He hates it when I tell this story. Look at him--ha! Oh, he's furious, I can tell.

Can you just imagine him all moon-eyed over some dumb girl?

"That's mean. And funny."