That [%mainslotitem] isn't bad, but I'm sure we can outfit you with something better. A Brigadier's Staff, for instance?
There are so many exciting weapons out there, and I've got all the latest!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.