Tired of having so many limbs? Immortality got you so bored you need pain just to feel alive?
Well, [%dic:STR_DIC_W_DC1_8]'s the right place for you! Just let me know when you're ready to hurt and I'll send you in.
Or if you've come to watch like a pansy Elyos, the path to the side leads to the stands. But watch out for flying heads.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.