Hello!

I envy you, [%username].

You get to travel far and wide. And you get to fight! If only I'd known, I would have never become a Guardian!

All I do is guard a plaza and listening to Barono gripe about how hungry he is all the time.

I begged the Governor to change my assignment, but it was no use. Too bad he can't pull guard duty with Barono....

"Good luck."