Azphelumbra!
It's nice to see another Asmodian here behind enemy lines.
Allow me to heal your soul, and be sure to stick it to the Elyos!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.