What kind of furniture are you into, [%username]?
I've got everything from the practical and sturdy, to the hopelessly extravagant. Take your pick!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Ah, sorry.
I can only sell to you if you own property here. Rules are rules, pal.