Has your soul been wounded by the constant hunt for Kinah and profit?
Would you like to be free of those worries once and for all...
Sorry, [%username], I have been too long in this den of Shugos. It has really affected my outlook.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.