People think Alchemy is just turning stuff into gold.
That it's the stuff of fantasy and fables.
It's their loss. They're dismissing an incredibly useful art.
Work Orders are a great way to get in some practice at the Alchemist's Table.
If you intend to master the craft, you'll need to practice quite a bit.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Attemping Alchemy designs beyond your skills can lead to explosive disasters.
You need my guidance and more experience before you can proceed.