Azphelumbra!
I bet those coins are burning a hole in your cube. It is my destiny to fix that for you.
It hasn't been that long since I left, but I already miss Pandaemonium.
It will take some time to get used to the environment of Elysea. It's so hot and dry here, and intense light is quite annoying.
I can't help you, [%username]. I'm sure you are a great hero who conquered all of Elysea by now, but if you don't have the coins to prove it, you can't have anything I distribute.
On your way now.