Alchemy is called the study of the wise.
But I prefer to name it the study of the fool. For a fool's pure passion makes miracles possible.
Fools may rush in, but I'll keep you on the right path.
Let's start slow.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
It doesn't pay to let passion run ahead of ability.
Start by learning some basic Alchemy, then we'll see how I can guide your progress.