Well, hello there, [%userclass].

You look like a talented Alchemist. Why, I can feel you changing the chemistry in this very room. Let my wares aid in your work.

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Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."