If you've got the gold coins, I've got the items a [%userclass] like you would love.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
This isn't a charity, [%userclass]. Come back when you have the gold coins to spare.