These are uncertain times, my friend. I may not be able to send you everywhere you want to go, but I will certainly send you wherever I can.

Please avail yourself of my humble service.

Teleport

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."