I only sell specialty designs. Don't waste my time if you're after something simple.
Why else would I come all the way out to this shade-forsaken place but to help discerning heroes like yourself?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.