Ah, [%username]! I've heard of your accomplishments. It's an honor to meet you in person.
How can I assist you today? Need to get somewhere fast? No problem! Just tell me your destination.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.