Hail, [%username].
You have accomplished much here in the Abyss, brave Daeva. As a reward for your contributions, you may peruse my excellent inventory.
I admit, Sichel in Pandaemonium has an even finer warehouse, but to see it you shall need more Contribution Points.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.