I wanted to roam the battlefield and fight intense battles like you, [%username]...
But I guess supplies are important to the war effort. I guess...
Check out my wares, and think of me if you need volunteers on the front lines.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.