To my fellow Kidorun Grave Robbers:
I am sorry if this letter reaches you at an inopportune time, but I have found myself in rather unfortunate circumstances.
While exploring some enticing new business opportunities, I was captured by the Mist Mane Mau, and I now find myself imprisoned.
Please hurry to my rescue. I have discovered many new sources of profit, which we may all share in as soon as I am freed.
Yours,
Chaomirk
P.S.: Nyerk!