[%username], no doubt you've distinguished yourself in battle. I can help you put your rewards to use.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
I'm sorry, [%username], but you can't recieve rewards if you don't have any coins."