This is a general store. We can fill all your general needs.

If you want something specific you'll have to go somewhere else.

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My mother wanted me to grow up to be a General, but it looks like I got stuck with a general store, eh?

"Bah-dum-tish!" "Not going to dignify that."

Oh, come on, that was worth a giggle. You have to pass the time somehow out here.

"I've heard worse, I guess."