Azphelumbra, [%username].
What can I get you? Everything you see is both tasty and healthy, and made from nothing but the finest Asmodian ingredients. An army marches on its stomach!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.