Are you wounded, [%userclass]? Please, let me help.
No, don't fuss. It's my duty and my honor. Step over here by the Obelisk, and let its restorative Aether wash over you.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.