Oh hello! You startled me.
My body is here working the warehouse, but I tell you, [%username], my mind and spirit are elsewhere, out there...in the battlefield..
Hmm...I wish I were in the thick of it...all the fighting...the Divine Fortress...
Oh! Right. [%username]. I'm sorry. Did you need something?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
I'm sure it'll get resolved soon. Blast.