Oh goodness, is that [%username] come to see me?
I almost didn't recognize you in those...rags. I have a great selection of the hottest styles from Vanahal--guaranteed to have the opposite sex in hot pursuit!
Would you like to take a look?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.