Have you came to see my wares?
Look only! Don't touch! Never, never touch the items, yes? If you touch it, you've bought it!
Oh, and I only take Groggies! Good solid Shulack coins. None of that kinah stuff. The exchange rate...don't even get me going on the exchange rate...
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in our Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.