Azphelumbra!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
My EARS droop in this heat. The sun beats down like a rage-filled Balaur.
No matter. When you have more Platinum Coins, come and visit again.