Azphelumbra.

I'm sure you don't want ot hear my troubles, but...it's my boyfriend, Ai.

He gets so upset about the little things I do. It's not my fault I'm hard to please. I just know what I like. He should've known what he was getting into when he asked me out.

"Why don't you break up?" "Not interested. Farewell."

What? Break up? But he loves me! Besides, I can understand it.

When a guy is going out with a girl as ravishingly beautiful as me, he gets a little protective. I kind of like it.

"I bet you do."