This is your captain speaking, we're expect...whoa! I blacked out for a second! What did I just say?
Oh well, allow me to transport you to your desired destination with the power of Aether.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.