It boggles my mind that with all the magic surrounding us, we are still using abacuses to make our calculations. You'd think someone would have invented a self-solving math quill by now.
Of course, I know my prices by heart. Go ahead, test me.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.