(Though distorted and unstable, you think you can see the Satra Treasure Hoard on the other side.)
(Is that the Satra Treasure Hoard on the other side?)
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
(You press against the doorway to no avail.)