Ahh...it's you, [%username].
Watching the laborers work all day makes me tired.
Wish I could catch some shut-eye....
Why don't I? Don't be daft!
You know the laborers are all convicts, right? If they caught me napping, I'd be dead.
Can't have that now, can we?
What the...wait, is that really you, [%username]?
Aion's my witness! It is!
You ascended?! When? Hang on, I ain't in trouble, am I?