Please, come in, come in! My goods are of the highest quality and my prices...they are as fair as the Cantas Coast!
Don't take my word for it, though. Have a look for yourself!
Those Kobolds broke in again last night!
It took me hours to get everything back in order, and knowing my luck it'll happen again in a few days!
I may have to go do something about it myself!
Kobolds? What fantasy world are you living in?
I may not be a [%userclass] like you, but I can take a Kobold. They wouldn't have a chance.
I've lost a lot to their pranks. Any more and I'll be out of business. I've got to do something.