I can recall every legion member that has graced my warehouse...by name.
Having an excellent memory is pivotal to what I do here.
I keep a mental log of every item dropped off here. Don't believe me? Try checking something in....
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.