Welcome, welcome!
You want to buy? Or sell? You came to the best place, yes!
Beware the thorns, nyerk! They hurt clumsy Liurerk from time to time.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.