If you've got the gold coins, I've got the items a [%userclass] like you would love.

Coin Reward

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."

This isn't a charity, [%userclass]. Come back when you have the gold coins to spare.

"Fine!"