You sure you're in the right place?
There's a Sarpan Zayedan named Cribios, and people keep mistaking me for him. But our names don't even sound that similar!
Sometimes I get briefed on things that aren't anywhere near my job. I'm the Dungeon Master, not a Zayedan, for Siel's sake!
Doesn't anybody read carefully anymore? Double-check your orders.