Another dark day, [%username]. What can I do for you?
If you're a Sorcerer or Spiritmaster, I can exchange your platinum coins.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
I have many fine arcane items and relics for trade.
Unfortunately, you really must earn the platinum coins first. This isn't a charity.
I suggest undertaking a few missions, then come see me again.