Greetings, [%userclass]. Do you need a lift?
I'm happy to oblige--tell me where you wish to go and we'll be off. Just be sure to keep that [%mainslotitem] safely stowed away. Wouldn't want to drop it and hit some poor soul on the head, would you?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in our Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.