Azphelumbra!
I'm here to recognize your contributions in the Abyss and give you armor as a reward.
While not as good as what you might find in Pandaemonium, I still have many good pieces, so please take your time choosing.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.