Ew, dirt under my nails...

What? Oh, I know what you're thinking. I'm not supposed to mind dirt. I'm a nature-loving, flower-coddling gardener.

Nyerk, I have news for you! I hate flowers. Hate them!

Look, I'm good at what I do. I just don't enjoy it. Not all of us can have glorified jobs like yours, you know.

"Touche."