Putting all your belongings inside your Cube and taking them with you is a foolish thing to do!
Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that you are foolish, [%username].
Anyway, please trust me, your faithful servant, and leave your items in your own private warehouse at the Hall of Prosperity. You will never, never regret a thing while you trade with me.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.