Buying something? Selling something?
Gygaxunerk can help you! Good help! Fast help!
Gygaxunerk much better helper than that lazy Arnesonerk.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.