My wares may appear impossible to obtain, but I assure you any worthy Asmodian will take the time to earn them. And given that we are so close the enemy's heart here, I am sure you will want them badly enough to do so.
Now, is there something I can help you with?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.