Azphelumbra!

Nothing ever happens in Pernon. That's practically this place's motto, like it's something to be proud of!

If I were the crying type, I'd be bored to tears. The only fighting I see here is when Mara over there has too much to drink.

It's my fault. I've got no self-control. I used to be a Pandaemonium city guard.

And then I slugged my commander in the jaw, and now, here I am.

"Your partner seems a bit loopy."