(This teleport statue allows you to board the [%userrace] warship.)

"I'm sailing away...." "I don't need to go anywhere."

(This teleport statue allows you to board the [%userrace] warship.)

"I'm sailing away...." "I don't need to go anywhere."

(Nothing happens. It seems you can't get on board right now.)

"Uh oh. Hope everything's all right."