Azphelumbra!
A member of the [%userguildname] Legion is a friend of mine. Or a client, anyway.
Only people who tell good jokes are friends of mine. But we don't have time for jokes these days, now, do we?
So a client you are, then. What can I do for you?
I'm happy to provide services to the legion currently occupying the Kysis Fortress, of which you are not, [%username]. I'm sorry.