Looks like you've come a long way to get here.
Like they say, the more value something has, the further you have to go to get it.
Go ahead, take your pick. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. But that's not an official guarantee, of course.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.