Galam! Welcome to my warehouse.
What brings you here today? Wait... don't tell me, for I can read your mind.
You... have come here to either drop off an item or to pick one up, yes? Heh, I've got a million of 'em.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.