Hail, [%username]. If you've proven yourself in the Abyss, there are rewards for your service.
I invite you to inspect them. I'm very proud of everything I offer.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
My apologies, but I can't yet show you what I have to offer.
I don't mean to belittle your past achievements, [%username], but I'm afraid you've not yet accomplished enough in the Abyss.
I invite you to return again later.