Would you like to see our latest consumables?
These tasty items are rewards for those who've proven themselves in the Abyss.
They smell fabulous, don't they?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
I'm sorry, but you don't have the proper credentials to obtain our consumables.
These items are strictly rationed to those who've proven their worth in the Abyss.