Is that really your weapon? Looks more like a toothpick!
What's your plan? Tickle the Balaur to death?
You need a weapon that suits your skills. Let me help you find it.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.