Well, hello there. Are you looking for something...special?
Clerics and Chanters come to me for that something.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
What do you wish for in the dark of night?
You'll have plenty of time to tell me all your deepest desires.