You were wise to come to me. I can Condition your items and increase their capabilities.
My methods don't work on everything, but when they do...the extra power makes a significant difference.
Let me take a look at what you have. Hopefully, you have something I can improve.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.