Welcome. What brings you to the Fortress today?
Perhaps you have some coins to exchange. Silver or Bronze perhaps?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
It's fine. People come in all the time with miscounted coins.
Come back if you have Silver or Bronze Coins, especially if you cast spells.