Azphelumbra! You should see this!
I've got items you can't normally find at other places. I've a knack for bringing in the good stuff.
Well then, take all the time you need!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.