Oh, thank goodness you're back, [%username]! There are those who said we'd never see you again, but I never doubted you.
You'll need supplies, of course, but I can help you out with that.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.