You can buy from me, of course, but I'd rather hear your stories. I've bet a hero like you has some good ones to tell!
Oh, no time? Well, maybe the next time you come through then.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.