Your great efforts deserve a great reward! I have a selection of special weapons from Pandaemonium here to choose from--please, take your time browsing.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can offer you right now, [%username]. Maybe after you've logged a few more notable achievements....