Azphelumbra.

You're a Level [%userlevel] [%userclass]. The [%mainslotitem] is a dead giveaway.

And... you're keeping secrets. Big secrets. I can tell.

That's okay, I've got secrets, too. I even have a secret identity.

I'm not going to tell you who, but you'd be really surprised!

"Hmm. Are you... Tiamat?"