Greetings.
You have great timing.... I just received a large order of top-quality merchandise. Look around. Best deals in town.
But remember, a deal today is an empty shelf tomorrow!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.