Azphelumbra!

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Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."

I shouldn't be saying this.

I shouldn't be saying anything at the moment, as I'm a function NPC.

Will you please report me to an administrator?

I'd be grateful.

"I'll do that straight away."