Conditioning your items is a great way to temporarily boost their performance.
Sure, it will gradually wear off with use, but it's amazing while it lasts.
Now then, how can I help you?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.