Dear Mother,

I'm sure you are very worried. I am fine. The Balaur do not bite in the daytime.

My business career is going smoothly. It is as they say: "Porguses thrive in harsh weather."

Please find a good man to remarry. He should be tall, with sandy brown fur and big round eyes.

It is very important that the eyes are round. No other eyes will do.

Give Trakakinerk my very fondest of regards also. Sincerely, Cheerinrinerk.