Why did I ever become a Warehouse Manager? You should see some of the stuff people keep in here... Disgusting! I bet you've got some slime or ichor or glowing poison rocks for me too, huh?
I'll keep your things for you. I won't like it, but I will.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.