Hello! What's your name?
I'll try to remember [%username], but if I forget don't be offended. I see a lot of customers every day.
The more I see you the more likely I am to remember you, so come back every day and buy things from me!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.