This is your captain speaking, we're expect...whoa! I blacked out for a second! What did I just say?

Oh well, allow me to transport you to your desired destination with the power of Aether.

Flight

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."