Good health, [%userclass].
I am Kroia, and I carry some of the most powerful weapons in all of Asmodae. Of course, these weapons don't come cheap, but I assure you they're worth every single Kinah.
If you have any questions, I'd be more than willing to help.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.