Let's see... Order of the Galacial Rynoce of Splediferousness... Ah! Yes.
I regret to inform you that all of your Legion's goods burned up in a tragic fire. Several Legions were affected, in fact...
What? Oh! [%userguildname], you say? Oh, right. Your stuff is right here.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.