Would you like to board the Sadonics, [%username]?

"I would." "No thanks."

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."

I'm sorry. If you don't have orders to come aboard, I can't grant you access to the ship.

"Aww, but I wanted to look around!"