Welcome, [%username]. Are you here to buy Fluxes? Or just browsing?
If you can't find what you're looking for, don't hesitate to ask. I can peek in back to see if we've got more in stock.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.