Yes, yes, what is it? Speak up. I lost most of my hearing in a fight with.... I said I LOST MY HEARING IN....
Oh, never mind. I know why you're here. You want a handout, don't you? That's fine--if you've EARNED it.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
It doesn't look like you've done quite enough to earn a reward, [%username].
Why don't you come back after a few more battles? Just watch out for those Ear Sparkies. You don't want to lose your hearing like me. I SAID, YOU DON'T WAN...