Condition your items here!

Aha! A mighty [%userclass]! Here to get your items that extra edge, so to speak? Just remember, nothing lasts forever, and you'll only have that edge for so long.

Condition an Individual Item Condition all Equipped Items

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."