It's not the heat, it's the humidity! Okay, it's the heat too.

I can't decide whether I like heat or cold better. Mild heat is more pleasant, but you can more easily dress for cold.

Of course, now that summer's over, I should just count myself lucky for having so much custom over those scorching few weeks. Hmm.

We've slowed down a great deal since those days, [%username], but if you still have scorching heat, I still have boxes for you....

"Oh really?"