I've seen a lot of Daevas come and go, but I've never seen a [%mainslotitem] like that.
You could stand to clean that thing up every once in a while, Daeva! Ha!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.