Oh dear, oh dear.... Will someone help me save Solorius, nyerk?
Gah, Solorius so stressful for those of us who must make it happen! Who knew fun could be so much work, nyerk?
Made worse by lazy lazy staffers and Grankers! Could hire Kerubars and they would hustle more!
At least [%dic:STR_DIC_E_Kebisung_lf] is hard at work giving away items for Solorius Festival Coins. If all were like that, would not be so stressed....