Greetings, [%username].

Hello, [%username]. Oh...I like how that sounds...[%username] [%username] [%username].... It sounds nice.

My name is Hapenill, though I'm not fond of it. I've never thought the name fit me.

I've inquired about the procedure for changing my name, but they said I have to submit documents to Pandaemonium, and that it costs a lot. So I guess I will just have to live with it.

"Hapenill isn't a bad name."