Man! I just love being a Warehouse Manager! I cannot wait to serve all your storage needs!
What will it be today? The heart of a Balaur? A greatsword of power? A sparkle tail? I love 'em all!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.