I didn't mean to come to Sarpan, but I was intrigued by the claims that this place has lots of relics. So here I stay.
And it's great! I'm collecting lots and lots of relics as I hoped!
Did you bring in any relics, [%username]? I oversee the Ancient Crowns, so if you have a crown, give it to me.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.