Azphelumbra!
Putting on an event of this size is complicated and doesn't pay very well. But I am here for the exposure.
Perhaps you have heard of the new self-help craze sweeping Asmodae? Way of Saving Time. I invented it, and for a limited time I am offering the seminar at a steep discount.
You look like you are harried, and a little pressed for time.
You are the perfect candidate for my seminar on the Way of Saving Time.
I am not offering it right now, but check back I think I might be able to get another one going soon.