Aha! I knew it! You're the [%userclass] I've heard so much about! [%username], right?

If half of what I've heard about you is true, you really deserve one of these weapons!

Pick out whatever you need? Oh, I can't wait to tell all my friends that you stopped by!

Reward for Contribution

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."