Welcome, welcome! Do you wish to buy or sell? Either is good--profit isn't picky!

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Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."