I so enjoy my job! It's so relaxing bringing order to the chaos of inventory and helping make your lives easier.
I have my own system for organizing things, and I know where everything is. I use mnemonic devices to help me keep track: like 1,2, Strigik, Qooqoo, 3, 4, Kobold, Balaur, 5, 6, Zanthay, Abex, 7, 8, Rotron, Apostate, 9, 10, Krall, Fungen.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.