You probably knew this already, but I'm explaining the process to everyone.

You can Condition only certain equipment, and the effects are not permanent.

Do you want to Condition your items now?

Condition an Individual Item Condition All Equipped Items

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."