Looking for armor, Daeva? Of course you are. Just look at that filthy wreck you're wearing.
No offense, of course--I'm sure it's served you well. But you wouldn't wear the same pair of socks for days on end, would you? Time to freshen up that armor!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.