Arieluma!
Weapons crafted to exacting standards, imbued with Aether by Master Smiths.
We have everything you want, [%userclass]. And I'll give you good deals!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.