Hey! It's you! The [%userclass]! I've not seen you in ages!
Have you been off on a long journey?
Wait...have I met you before? I thought...I'm sorry, I thought I knew who you were. I could have sworn I'd met you...never mind! Pleased to meet you?
On your way in did you see Li...Oh, forget it. It's not important.
I was just wondering...did you see Lityerses on the way in? You didn't notice if he was with anyone, did you? Or what he was doing? Or what sort of a mood he was in?
Can I trust you? Of course I can trust you, you're [%username], right? Well, don't tell anyone else, but...I kind of like him.
I know he's bad news, but I can't help it. That low snarly voice, those dark arrogant eyes...ooh, I can feel my knees turning to water every time he looks at me. Please, don't tell!