Good day, Daeva!
A fine [%userclass] like yourself can never be too careful, my friend! That's why you need some of my accessories, available to you today... provided you have enough Symbols.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.