Azphelumbra!
I give out rewards useful to Sorcerers and Spiritmasters.
I'm afraid I have little to offer others.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
I understand your desire to acquire my artifacts, [%username].
If you bring me sufficient platinum coins, I'll gladly exchange them for you.
Until then, you'd best be off.