Hello, [%username]. Great [%mainslotitem] you've got there.

What? You don't understand me? Don't worry. Happens all the time. All those years serving with Shugo totally messed up my accent. Even the wife has trouble following me some days.

What can I do for you?

Reward for Contribution

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."

Sorry, mate. No reward for you yet. You're just not qualified.

Hang out in the Abyss a bit more, then come on back and we'll see if there's anything I can do for you.

"Faith and arms!"