[%userguildname], friendly troops are helpful, but you need more to withstand a seige.

And by "more" I mean cannons. They'll demolish those hapless Elyos with ease.

Buy a few of my cannonballs, and you'll see what I mean next time they show up.

Buy

Hold on there, I can't sell cannonballs to everyone. That's just unsafe!

"Oh, fine."