Azphelumbra!
Imagine how surprised I was when Pandaemonium put me, a mere Teleporter, in charge of Studio distribution!
I'm not sure I like the job, though. It's a lot of paperwork, and I think Hariton resents the fact that he didn't get the job.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.