I travel throughout these strange new lands selling wares to weary adventurers like yourself. I like to hear your stories, and I bet you, [%username], have some good ones.
Talk while you shop?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.