You know, I enjoy this job a lot. The other stewards, they deal in only one kind of thing: weapons, armor, shields.
But look at all this! Pet eggs, titles, bundles, headgear of all kinds!
I almost never give out the same thing twice, so I'm never bored! You should appreciate this variety too!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Hmm, if you wanted something, I'm afraid you're out of luck.
You should talk to [%dic:STR_DIC_N_Petarca] in Pandaemonium about The Circle. Maybe that'll help.