Noel's nearly finished her masterpiece. I'm thrilled for her and all, but...
Well, it makes me look bad, you know? I'm only about halfway through the ballad I'm working on. I need so many more Tales of Valor to finish it. Can you help?
For a glorious [%userclass] like you, doing great deeds is like breathing in and out. The closest I can come to such glory is by writing songs about it.