Hey there, cutie...looking fabulous I see.
I'd be happy to recommmend a hairstyle that will take you from refined to ravishing in no time flat.
If you see something you like, just let me know...rrrrrawwwrrrrr.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.