I'll condition your items right here, right now! The fees are fair, the quality is unquestionable!
Come on, [%username]. See for yourself! You'll be cutting through Asmodian ranks faster than ever before, and when the conditioning wears off, just come see me again!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.