Looking for some good gifts, [%username]? Then you've come to the right place!
All you need is a few Fluffy Snow Crystals, and you can more gifts than you can HOLD!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.