Ooh, a customer! Don't get many of those around here.

I've got a pretty good stock of non-perishables, luckily.

Buy Sell

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."