Oh dear. Hmm. I must have forgotten to carry the... Drat.
I thought I was doing better than I am. I'll just have to raise my prices...
But, uh... not for you! Nope!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.