Greetings, citizen.
You are in good health, [%userclass]? You look well.
So many new faces around here recently. I hope we have the resources to fully support them.... Ah, forgive me. Such matters are not your concern. Yours is the way of the [%userclass], and mine...mine is the way of the administrator. Not quite the same, is it?
Safe travels. Azphelumbra!