Admiring my spear? I don't blame you.

This spear and I have been through many battles together. I've polished blood off of it more times than I can recall.

Look at how it shines! It's almost a shame I'm assigned to refugee work now; it doesn't get nearly as much of a workout as it used to.

Oh, well, I suppose it doesn't matter. We do a lot of good right here, without the slaughter.

"You... care a lot about that spear...."