Azphelumbra, [%username]. You wouldn't happen to have any spare Aether, would you?
I need some for...a friend. He's got this project he's working on, and.... It's not important, I guess. But I could really use some if you have any. He could, I mean.
I'd go get it myself, but I'm stuck here doling out rewards. Oh, is that why you're here?.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
Listen, don't waste my time. If you don't have enough coins for a proper reward you're just wasting my time.
That is...unless you've got some high-quality Aether. If you know anyone who's selling any, let me know.