Welcome! Please be patient with me; I'm still undergoing some training.
However, I believe that I have more than basic competence, so don't fear! Your items are safe with me.
Do you need to deposit or withdraw? I can, of course, help you either way.
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.