Welcome to the Apellbine Tavern, home of the finest brew in all Pandaemonium.
My philosophy? Don't spill Asmodian drink, spill Elyos blood!
What'll you have?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.