Alchemy is called the study of the wise.

But I prefer to name it the study of the fool. For a fool's pure passion makes miracles possible.

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Fools may rush in, but I'll keep you on the right path.

Let's start slow.

Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!

Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.

I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.

"I'll report my findings. Be well."

It doesn't pay to let passion run ahead of ability.

Start by learning some basic Alchemy, then we'll see how I can guide your progress.

"Oh, if I must."