Hello?
Look at this dagger. Nice, right?
I just found it stuck in a flowerbed. Looks like someone dropped it.
It's so funny, the little design on the handle? It matches the buttons on my coat perfectly! What a coincidence, right?
Good thing I decided not to throw out the sheath from my old dagger. This one'll fit perfectly!
Oh, look! A thousand-Kinah bill! Just sitting there on the ground.
What a crazy random happenstance!