Hello!
See my partner over there? Maidan?
He was in love with a girl back in Pandaemonium. Watched her for years, waiting for the right moment to tell her.
Waited too long, I guess, because the day he found out she was engaged to someone else was the day he put in for a transfer here.
He hates it when I tell this story. Look at him--ha! Oh, he's furious, I can tell.
Can you just imagine him all moon-eyed over some dumb girl?