May the peace of darkness be with you!
Oh, so you're [%username]! I heard that you used to be a bandit.
You must have gotten around a bit before you ascended. I'll bet you're more battle seasoned than other Daevas.
You probably traveled...met interesting people...perhaps you heard stories of strange things like other Empyrean Lords or a new world.
You never heard things like those?
Well now you're a Daeva, you'll travel to more places and meet more people than ever before.
And if you hear an interesting story, please visit me and tell me about it. I love weird and fantastic stories!