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I've got a long line of accessories for Daevas with distinguished service.
See if anything suits you! How about this...
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.