Welcome, [%username].
You think this place is too remote?
Not me. I hate crowded places, especially places where there are women about.
It's always the same story...trouble follows me whenever females are around.
Tears! Women's tears! They come crying to me because I don't want 'em round. One even said she'd kill herself because I wouldn't marry her.
I don't know why they like me...I'm not playing hard-to-get. Nope. I just don't like 'em.
No one understands how annoying unwanted attention is. Just go away!