Want to be friends?
You don't have to, to get a pretty shield from me. Though you should. Because friends are wonderful!
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.
It's so great that you asked! But I only give shields out if you have Orichalcum Tokens.
I got in trouble once, so...