Welcome, welcome, [%username].

That's a fine [%mainslotitem], no doubt capable of smiting a few Leowasps, yes?

I need those Leowasp wings...so delicious...their flavor beckons.

What? No, I don't have a problem! Did Cozett say that? She's such a rascal sometimes. No, I just love roast Leowasp wings...sweet, sweet Leowasp wings....

"The first phase is denial."