Is [%userclass] fully prepared for battle?
Armor, check. Weapon, check. Ammunition for unexpected arrival of siege weapon?
Uh-oh, Daeva entirely unprepared. Cannonballs are battle necessity, yes?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.