For the prosperity of the Legion! Kick their butts! You can do it, [%username]! Use your [%mainslotitem], and just keep whaling on them until they drop!
Oh, did you wanna see the Warehouse?
Something has gone wrong--very wrong. I can't do my job! Blast! Shards! Fie!
Please enter /petition in your Chat window and inform a GM.
I'm counting on you, [%username], to help me.